This lightweight cotton tee carries a cheeky, colorful parrot and the bold line “I speak fluent sarcasm,” finished with a small matching sleeve patch. It slips on easily and wears like a favorite—soft, breathable, and built to keep its shape thanks to side seams and a ribbed crew collar. The design’s crisp colors pop with modern DTF/DTG printing so the humor stays vibrant wash after wash. Wear it when you want to wink at the world without saying a word: casual enough for coffee runs, dry enough for late-night banter.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand - Side seams and shoulder tape maintain shape and structure - Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort - Durable, detailed sleeve and neck prints using DTF/DTG methods for vibrant graphics - REACH certified blank; manufactured with fair-labor standards (Bella+Canvas)
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
